"The Simpsons" Team Homer (TV Episode 1996) - Hank Azaria as Comic Book Guy, Moe Szyslak, Quimby's Drinking Partner, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Superintendent Chalmers, Bumblebee Man, Uncle Al, Chief Wiggum, Snake, Luigi, Cletus, Captain McAllister

Moe : Man, ya go through life, ya try to be nice to people, ya struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?
Moe : Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff.
Moe : Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Apu : The fact that I cannot bowl wreaks havoc with my self-esteem too, hey, but who am I to complain?
Moe : They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.
[while Homer is sneaking into Burns' mansion]

Moe , Otto , Apu : [cheering] Go Homer, you're our man, if you can't do it, no-one can!

Homer : [beset by hounds] Aaaaargghh!

Otto : Well, I guess no-one can.

Moe : Run! Before they're through feedin'!

Homer : Aaaaaahhhhh!

[being attacked by the hounds]
Superintendent Chalmers : Skinner, why are there children walking on my head?
Apu : The Holy Rollers are ahead by one pin, and we only have one bowler left, Mr. burns.
Moe : Yeah that's the kind of thing that will really haunt you.
Superintendent Chalmers : Well Seymour, I'm going to give your school a perfect 10. First I will write the zero, then I will write a vertical line for one...

All Kids : Down with Homework! Down with Homework! Down with Homework! Down with Homework! Down with Homework!

Superintendent Chalmers : Seymour, why are there kids here?

Hank Azaria: Comic Book Guy, Moe Szyslak, Quimby's Drinking Partner, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Superintendent Chalmers, Bumblebee Man, Uncle Al, Chief Wiggum, Snake, Luigi, Cletus, Captain McAllister