The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's Date with Density (1996)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Mr. Dewey Largo : Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?

  Lisa Simpson : No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.

  Sherri : She was looking at Nelson!

  Class : Lisa likes Nelson!

  Milhouse : She does not!

  Class : Milhouse likes Lisa!

  Janey : He does not!

  Class : Janey likes Milhouse!

  Uter : She does not!

  Class : Uter likes Milhouse.

  Mr. Dewey Largo : *Nobody* likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!

• Lisa Simpson : Nelson, Milhouse didn't send you that note. I did.

  Nelson Muntz : You? Since when do you like me? No girls like me.

  [pause] 

  Nelson Muntz : Are you wearing a wire?

• Lisa Simpson : I like you, Milhouse, but not in that way. You're more like a big sister.

  Milhouse : No, I'm not! Why does everyone keep saying that?