The Simpsons (TV Series)

The PTA Disbands (1995)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Otto, Tour Guide #2, Mr. Largo, Chess Player #2, Milhouse's Tutor, Ned Flanders, Jasper

Quotes 

• [in the school cafeteria] 

  Mrs. Krabappel : Seymour, you have to think of the children's future.

  Seymour : Oh, Edna. We all know that these children HAVE no future.

  [everyone stops and stares at Seymour] 

  Seymour : Prove me wrong, children. Prove me wrong.

• Jasper : Talking out of turn, that's a paddlin'

  Jasper : Lookin' out the window, that's a paddlin'

  Jasper : Starin' at my sandals-that's a paddlin'

  Jasper : Paddlin' the school canoe-Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'!

• [the School Bus needs to be filled with gas] 

  Principal Skinner : [Speaking to Otto]  Otto, we need you to fill up the bus. Here's the *credit card*.

  [Presents him with a hose] 

  Otto : Ohh.

  Principal Skinner : And a mint for afterwards.

  [Later, when the class is running from the Civil Act Actors] 

  Principal Skinner : Start the bus Otto! Start the bus!

  [Otto is sucking oil from the petrol tank of another bus. He spits it out] 

  Otto : Damn, I shouldn't have eaten the mint first.

• Ned Flanders : Well, I guess this is a case where we'll have to agree to disagree.

  Principal Skinner : I don't agree to that.

  Mrs. Krabappel : Neither do I.