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"The Simpsons" The PTA Disbands (TV Episode 1995) Poster

(TV Series)

(1995)

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Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way.

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[in the school cafeteria]

Mrs. Krabappel: Seymour, you have to think of the children's future.

Seymour: Oh, Edna. We all know that these children HAVE no future.

[everyone stops and stares at Seymour]

Seymour: Prove me wrong, children. Prove me wrong.

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Bart: Uh, I think I got your lunch.

[He hands Lisa a note from his lunch bag: "I Am Very Proud Of You. Love, Mom."]

Lisa: Oh yeah, I didn't think this was for me.

[She hands Bart a note from her lunch bag: "Be Good. For The Love Of God, *Please* Be Good."]

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Lisa: Relax? I can't relax. Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God! I'm losing my perspicacity. Aaaaah!

Homer: Well, it's always in the last place you look.

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Lisa: I'll never get into the ivy league now. At this rate, I probably won't even get into Vassar.

Homer: I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady!

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Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homie. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.

Homer: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.

Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.

[Looks out window]

Bart: [creepily] Hello, mother dear.

Marge: That's it, we have to get them back to school.

Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa, get in here.

[Lisa walks in]

Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

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Bart: Yeah Seymour said you'd fold faster than superman on laundry day.

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Homer: How was everyone's day at school?

Bart: Horrible.

Lisa: Pointless.

Marge: Exhausting. It took the class 40 minutes to locate Canada on a map.

Homer: Oh, honey, anyone could miss Canada. All tucked way down there.

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[the School Bus needs to be filled with gas]

Principal Skinner: [Speaking to Otto] Otto, we need you to fill up the bus. Here's the *credit card*.

[Presents him with a hose]

Otto: Ohh.

Principal Skinner: And a mint for afterwards.

[Later, when the class is running from the Civil Act Actors]

Principal Skinner: Start the bus Otto! Start the bus!

[Otto is sucking oil from the petrol tank of another bus. He spits it out]

Otto: Damn, I shouldn't have eaten the mint first.

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Mrs. Krabappel: Seymour, the children are playing in the hole again.

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Ned Flanders: Well, I guess this is a case where we'll have to agree to disagree.

Principal Skinner: I don't agree to that.

Mrs. Krabappel: Neither do I.

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Outraged Soldier: [Actor notices the class peaking over the fence] Hey, they're trying to learn for free!

Crowd: Get them!

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