The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat (1964)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

Quotes 

• Buddy Sorrell : [showing off his donation to charity]  How do you like this?

  Sally Rogers : A tuxedo?

  Buddy Sorrell : Yeah.

  Sally Rogers : Look, Buddy, people in depressed countries don't go to formal banquets too often.

  Buddy Sorrell : Now they can go.

• Buddy Sorrell : You ripped a button; he ripped a pocket. Sound like a game - Pockabutton. I'd like to play but all I got's a zipper.

• [Mel enters to collect clothing donations] 

  Mel Cooley : What have you got for me?

  Buddy Sorrell : Hatred.

• Mel Cooley : [to Rob]  Oh, by the way, Alan wants to see you in his office right away. He needs some big jokes for the monologue.

  Buddy Sorrell : Why don't YOU volunteer. You're the biggest joke around here.

  Rob Petrie : Buddy, enough already.

  Mel Cooley : No, no, let him go. Let him go. The-the more he says, the closer he comes to a cauliflower nose.