All in the Family (TV Series)
Mike and Gloria's Will (1976)
Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker
Quotes
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Archie Bunker : Little boys who play with dolls grow up to be other boys' roommates.
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Archie Bunker : I would take will into court and have it thrown out.
Mike Stivic : On what grounds?
Archie Bunker : On the courtroom grounds under the windows.
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Archie Bunker : Wait 'til you hear this, Edith. They decided not to will Joey to anyone, and you know why?
[Adopting his mocking tone:]
Archie Bunker : 'Cause they decided they ain't never gonna die.
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Archie Bunker : You're supposed to be the big bug on the Constitution, right? Well the first amendment guarantees that baby the right to bear a machine gun?
Mike Stivic : The first amendment guarantees free speech.
Archie Bunker : Same thing, buddy boy. If you got a gun in your hand, you're free to make any speech you want to.
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Archie Bunker : I'm gonna give this to somebody else.
[tries to take the doll away from Gloria and in the process pulls its head off]
Gloria Stivic : Aah! Daddy! Well I can't give it to Joey like this.
Archie Bunker : Alright, maybe you can find some poor, deserving little sissy kid who would like a 'decrapitated' pee-pee doll.