Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Nevermind the Buttocks (2006)

Kristen Bell: Veronica Mars

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• Logan : As a rule, I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot.

  Veronica : Me too.

  Logan : I'm not blonde.

  Veronica : Or hot.

• Veronica Mars : You come here to confess? Is that your tail I see between your legs?

  Eli "Weevil" Navarro : No, but I can see how you might get confused.

• Veronica Mars : You seen Thumper lately, Weevil? It's just, nobody's heard from him in weeks. If he doesn't show up soon, he's going to miss prom.

  Eli "Weevil" Navarro : I'm sure he's crushed.

• Veronica Mars : I hate fake deer, too. Everytime I see one of their stupid fake deer faces I just wanna grab a shotgun and go all Cheney on them.

• Veronica Mars : What did the guy look like?

  Gia Goodman : All I saw was his butt. He gave us a pressed ham as he drove by.

• Logan : As a rule, I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot.

  Veronica : Me too!

  Logan : I'm not blonde...

  Veronica : Or hot.

• Veronica Mars : I'm Veronica

  Harry Greene : I know. You go to my school. You're like a cheerleader or something.

  Veronica Mars : Or something.