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The Simpsons (TV Series)
Pygmoelian (2000)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Ben Franklin, Michael Finn, Barney, GOP #2, Casting Director, Arthur
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Quotes
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Homer : Moe, the new Duff calendars are out! The ones with your picture.
Moe : Oh, boy! Move over liquor license.
[takes the license of the wall]
Lenny : [examining the license] Hey, Moe, this license expired in 1973, and it's only good in Rhode Island... and it's signed by you!
Moe : Yeah, yeah. I've been meaning to get that updated, uh, for this state and... real.
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Helen Morehouse : What were you thinking?
Casting Director : Well, you said you wanted gritty. In other word... ugly.
Helen Morehouse : I wanted Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" ugly, not Cornelius on "The Planet of Apes" ugly. TV ugly, not... ugly ugly.
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Moe : I didn't bring you back to life so you could make a fool of me at the club!
Homer : [reading from a script] You don't love me! The only thing you love is your ear, nose, and throat pavilion.
Moe : I've dedicated my life to diseases of the head holes, but the one hole I've never been able to fix is the one in my soul.
Homer : That was amazing, Moe. I'm actually a little turned on.
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Moe : And what do you have to tell us O Angel of the Future?
Homer : [dressed as an angel] You're going to die in a sky-diving accident.
Moe : How tragic! Tell me more.
Homer : Gabriella's baby shower will be invaded by terrorists... with sexy results.
Moe : Ooh! That's unexpected. What else?
Homer : Well, Sister Bernadette will leave the convent and start a softball team... with sexy results.
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[first lines]
Homer : Good work, everyone. We're sure to be first in line for "Duff Days."
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Casting Director : What the fudge?