NewsRadio (TV Series)
Bitch Session (1996)
Stephen Root: Jimmy James
Quotes
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Dave : [confronting the staff] Nobody has to tell me anything because... I was hiding under the desk the whole time!
[the staff is upset at Dave's eavesdropping. Jimmy steps in]
Jimmy : Now, look, people, it doesn't matter whether...
[pause]
Jimmy : Dave, you were under the desk the whole time? You didn't tell me that.
Dave : Well, it was kind of unintentional, sir.
Jimmy : Oh, I see, right. Now, look, people, it doesn't matter whether...
[pause]
Jimmy : Actually, y'know what, this is all pretty pathetic. I'm gonna have to distance myself from you. I'll see ya, Dave.
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Jimmy : You're the boss, you're supposed to be thick-skinned.
Dave : I am plenty thick-skinned.
Jimmy : Come on, I've seen thicker skin on a bowl of pudding. Here, check this out.
[Mr. James lays his hand over a lit candle]
Dave : Sir, you don't have to impress me.
Jimmy : Wanna know the secret?
Dave : Wild guess... Thick skin?
Jimmy : Well, metaphysically, yes. Technically speaking, you do it fifteen, sixteen times, it kills all the nerve endings in your hand.