Futurama (TV Series)

The Day the Earth Stood Stupid (2001)

David Herman: Pet Show Judge, Chester A. Arthur's Head, Queequeg

Quotes 

• Queequeg : Wait! That no white whale. That grey thinky whale.

• Captain Ahab : A gold dubloon for the first man who first spies the white whale!

  [the Giant Brain rocks the boat] 

  Queequeg : Big whale over there!

  Captain Ahab : Arr, I saw it first.

• Chester A. Arthur's Head : [after being knocked over by Fry]  Chessy A. Arthur fall down!

• Pet Show Judge : And the Grand Prize winner...

  [monotone] 

  Pet Show Judge : ...the Hypno-Toad.

  [crowd applauds in a monotone manner] 

  Pet Show Judge : All glory to the Hypno-Toad.

• Pet Show Judge : And before we announce the winner, we'd like to present a special award to a first-time contestant: Miss Leela and her strange pet Nibbler!

  Leela : Me? Award? Him? Me? Good?

  Pet Show Judge : That's just the kind of eloquence you'd expect from the owner of... Dumbest Pet in Show!