The Young Ones (TV Series)

Summer Holiday (1984)

Adrian Edmondson: Vyvyan

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Quotes 

• Vyvyan : Well, what about Babycham? One glass of that and I'm anybody's!

  Rick : Then it's a bit of a pity that absolutely nobody wants you then, isn't it?

  Vyvyan : Rick, shut up, or I'll tell everybody in this room that you've got an iron-on cartoon worm on the front of your Y-fronts that says 'Girl-bait'!

  Rick : [Uncomfortably]  Oh, so you've been going through my Y-fronts, have you Vyvyan? I suppose you *fancy* me, is that it?

  Vyvyan : [Acting]  Yes! As a matter of fact, I do Rick! I really, really fancy you, and I want to give you a big girly kiss on the bottom!

  Rick : [Creeped out]  Ugh! Ugh, Mike, Mike, Vyvyan's gone all funny! Ugh! Ugh, he says he wants to kiss my bottom!

  Vyvyan : Oh! Did I say 'kiss you on the bottom'? Oh, beg my pardon. I meant to say: 'Stick a pick-axe through your spinal column!'

• Vyvyan : Do you think ants go to discos?

  Mike : Vyvyan, it is proved that ants are highly intelligent, with a well-ordered society. The last thing they'd go to would be discos.

• Neil : Oh yeah, that's a good idea isn't it? Yeah - let's all bring Neil down. That'll relieve the boredom.

  Vyvyan : Will it? OK - er, shut up Neil you ugly poo-faced git!

• [last lines] 

  Rick , Vyvyan , Mike , Neil : [their bus has just gone over a cliff and crashed onto the ground below]  Phew! That was close!

  [the bus explodes. The credits roll] 

• Vyvyan : You'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to catch you out, Michael!

  Mike : You'd have to stay up all night.

• Vyvyan : Even mindless violence seems boring today.

• Vyvyan : Look, here comes the postman.

  Mike : Vyvyan, why do you keep telling us what's just about to happen next?

  Vyvyan : Because it's a studio set, Michael, and they can't afford any long shots.