The Young Ones (TV Series)

Demolition (1982)

Nigel Planer: Neil

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Quotes 

• Neil : [Neil's playing guitar on the toilet, Vyv comes in, kicks a hole in the side and runs out again]  Oh, wet feet. Nice one, Vyvyan!

  Vyvyan : [Vyvyan comes back in]  I thought you were dead.

  Neil : Well, that's no reason to hassle me on the toilet!

• Neil : [Neil has just spilled an enormous pot of lentils. He calls upstairs]  Guys! There's some dinner on the floor, if you want it. If you don't, like, that could also be cool, because, I mean, I only spent all day cooking it, right, and I was the one who got it together to put the lentils on to soak last night, but maybe we should just get a cat, right, and give it to the cat, 'cause it's not as if none of you can be bother-

  [peers upstairs] 

  Neil : - guys?

• Neil : Wow... that was really pretty bad, Rick.

  Rick : Bad for society when the kids start to get into it!

• Neil : [Neil has decided to kill himself]  I'll see you on the Other Side, OK, lads? This is really it. I'm going, OK?

  Mike : Yeah, yeah. See ya, Neil.

  Vyvyan : Yeah. Bye, Neil.

  Neil : [to Mike]  And, um, you can forget about the bread, OK, man?

  Mike : Hey, listen: it's just like going to sleep.

  Neil : But I'm an insomniac, Mike.

  Mike : So what are you worried about?

• Neil : I'm being hassled in the street by a chick! Don't make me paranoid, man!

• Neil : [Neil steps out the door and finds Rick tied to a cross]  Hey Rick, man! What're you doing with my crucifix, man?

  Rick : Protesting!

  Neil : Yeah, but I really think I should lay this one on you, man: that's a really negative way to kill yourself, you know, like, I've tried it hundreds of times. There's no way you can hammer in the last nail.