The Young Ones (TV Series)

Demolition (1982)

Adrian Edmondson: Vyvyan

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Quotes 

• Neil : [Neil's playing guitar on the toilet, Vyv comes in, kicks a hole in the side and runs out again]  Oh, wet feet. Nice one, Vyvyan!

  Vyvyan : [Vyvyan comes back in]  I thought you were dead.

  Neil : Well, that's no reason to hassle me on the toilet!

• [Vyvyan bites into house brick and it explodes] 

  Vyvyan : Some of these bricks explode! That's good, innit!

• Neil : [Neil has decided to kill himself]  I'll see you on the Other Side, OK, lads? This is really it. I'm going, OK?

  Mike : Yeah, yeah. See ya, Neil.

  Vyvyan : Yeah. Bye, Neil.

  Neil : [to Mike]  And, um, you can forget about the bread, OK, man?

  Mike : Hey, listen: it's just like going to sleep.

  Neil : But I'm an insomniac, Mike.

  Mike : So what are you worried about?

• Mike : Hey! Does this face empty knickers?

  Vyvyan : That I don't know.

• Vyvyan : I've got a leg.

  Mike : Hey, Vyvyan, that's not unusual.

  Vyvyan : [holds up a severed leg]  No, this. I'm supposed to write an essay on it but... I think I'm just gonna stick it on the bonnet of my car.