The Young Ones (TV Series)

Bomb (1982)

Roger Sloman: Right Bleeding Bastard

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Quotes 

• Right Bleeding Bastard : Where's your licence?

  Mike : As the eunuch said to Mussolini, 'I haven't got one, and if I did, I wouldn't show it to you!'

• Mike : Neil, aren't you going to introduce me to your new friend?

  Right Bleeding Bastard : Bastard's the name. But you can call me Right Bleeding, all my friends do- or well, *did*.

  Mike : Why, what happened?

  Right Bleeding Bastard : I killed him.

• Right Bleeding Bastard : Right, where's this telly. Ah-hah! So you do have it! You little runt! The old trick, eh? Eat the telly before I get a chance to nick you!

  Vyvyan Basterd : It's a toaster.

  Right Bleeding Bastard : It's a telly you yobbo. Give it back I want to Nick ya!

• Right Bleeding Bastard : Where's your toilet?

  Neil : Upstairs, just follow your nose.