The Young Ones (TV Series)

Bambi (1984)

Christopher Ryan: Mike, Matchbox

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Quotes 

• Vyvyan : [Taking out a book]  Well, I've done my revision.

  Mike : The Daily Mirror Book of Facts: Did You Know?

  Neil : Do you think that's where they get the questions from? The world's record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril...

  Vyvyan : Ehhh... 604, Toxteth O'Grady, USA.

  Neil : Yeah, right! World's stickiest bogey?

  Vyvyan : Ha! Tried to fool me. That's Toxteth again!

  Rick : The World's Stupidest Bottom-Burp: Vyvyan, Britain!

  Neil : It says "Rick" here.

• Rick : [stands up from the table]  Why don't you like me?

  Vyvyan : Cos you're a complete bastard

  Rick : Vyvyan, I'm being serious

  Vyvyan : So am I. You're a complete bastard and we all hate you.

  Rick : [chuckles and places hands on hips]  I find that very difficult to believe.

  Vyvyan : You wanna bet on it? I'll put down a fiver.

  Neil : Yea I will too.

  Mike : Count me in.

• Mike : Rick, he threw us off the train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete bastard."

• [the camera zooms in dramatically on a matchbox] 

  Matchbox : Don't look at me. I'm irrelevant!