The X-Files (TV Series)
Detour (1997)
David Duchovny: Fox Mulder
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Quotes
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Fox Mulder : I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with somebody else who's already naked.
Dana Scully : Maybe if it rains sleeping bags, you'll get lucky.
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Fox Mulder : [Scully enters his motel room with a tray of wine and cheese] Who cut the cheese?
Dana Scully : Since you won't be making it to the conference.
Fox Mulder : Mmm, par-tay!
Dana Scully : However, I must remind you, this goes against the Bureau's policy of male and female agents consorting in the same motel room while on assignment.
Fox Mulder : Try any of that Tailhook crap on me, Scully, I'll kick your ass.
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Dana Scully : Mulder, you don't want me to sing. I can't carry a tune.
Fox Mulder : Doesn't matter. Just sing anything.
Dana Scully : [singing in stilted, off-key manner] Jeremiah was a bullfrog / Was a good friend of mine / Never understood a single word he said / But I helped him drink his wine...
Fox Mulder : Chorus.
Dana Scully : Joy... to the world / All the boys and girls / Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea / Joy to you and me...
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Agent Stonecypher : Have you ever been to a team seminar, Agent Mulder?
Fox Mulder : No. You know, unfortunately around this time of year, I always develop a severe hemorrhoidal condition.
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Dana Scully : Mulder? We've got this conference. They're waiting.
Fox Mulder : Yeah. How do I say this without using any negative words, Scully?
Dana Scully : You want me to tell them that you're not going to make it to this year's teamwork seminar.
Fox Mulder : Yeah. You see that? We don't need that conference. We have communication like that - unspoken. You know what I'm thinkin'.
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Agent Kinsley : Last year, was something of a personal revelation. We were doing an exercise called "team builders" where we were given two minutes to build a tower out of ordinary office furniture.
Agent Stonecypher : When I stood on Mike's shoulders and I put that electric pencil sharpener on top of the pile, we both knew, we could never have done it alone.
Fox Mulder : [whispering to Scully] Kill me now.
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Fox Mulder : [Scully tries to cradle the injured Mulder in her arms] I don't wanna wrestle.
Dana Scully : [chuckles] Get over here. I'm going to try to keep you warm.
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Agent Stonecypher : [to Scully] Oh, did you play that game where, um, you couldn't use any negative words?
Agent Kinsley : I couldn't believe how hard it was not to use the word "but."
Fox Mulder : [derisively] I'm having that same problem right now.
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Fox Mulder : Hey, who did you identify with when you were a kid, Wilma or Betty?
Dana Scully : I identified with Betty's bustline.
Fox Mulder : Yes. I did, too.
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Dana Scully : You ever thought seriously about dying?
Fox Mulder : Yeah, once, when I was at the Ice Capades.
