Wonder Woman (TV Series)

Beauty on Parade (1976)

Dick Van Patten: Jack Wood

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Quotes 

• Jack Wood : Listen, are they treating you girls all right?

  [the girls enthusiastically indicate they do] 

  Jack Wood : Aw nuts, and I wore a rubber shirt so that you could cry on my shoulder.

• Jack Wood : [to Diana]  Meet me tonight on the firing range at twelve o'clock. Bring an evening gown and some bananas, because when I monkey around, I use real monkeys.

• Jack Wood : And how about that for a double-jointed baby doll? I mean, fold yourself up and wait for me in my glove-compartment.