"The West Wing" In Excelsis Deo (TV Episode 1999) - Bradley Whitford as Josh Lyman

Leo McGarry : You saw Sam's friend?

Sam Seaborn : How did you know?

Leo McGarry : I had you tailed.

Josh Lyman : You had us tailed?

Leo McGarry : Yes.

Sam Seaborn : Why did you have us tailed?

Leo McGarry : On the off chance that you're as stupid as you look.
Josh Lyman : Where are you going?

President Josiah Bartlet : To a place called "Rare books." You know what they sell?

Josh Lyman : Fishing tackle?
Donna Moss : I prepared a list.

Josh Lyman : Of Christmas gift suggestions?

Donna Moss : Yes.

Josh Lyman : [reading from the list] Ski pants, ski boots, ski hat, ski goggles, ski gloves, ski poles. I'm assuming you already have skis?
Josh Lyman : A man has left himself open to the kind of attack from which men in my business do not recover. Now, if our tactics seem less than civilized, it's because so are our attackers. We don't need your cooperation, Laurie. One of your guys wrote you a check, and the IRS works for me. And anyway, I don't feel like standing here, taking a civics lesson from a hooker.

Sam Seaborn : Josh...
Josh Lyman : Here's one.

Mandy Hampton : One what?

Josh Lyman : A book which, if I was stuck with it on a desert island, I still wouldn't read it. "The Adventures of James Capen Adams, Mountaineer and Grizzly Bear Hunter of California." I believe I would eat this book before I read it.

Bradley Whitford: Josh Lyman