Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)

The Bare Pimp Project (2002)

Robb Wells: Ricky

Quotes 

• Teacher : Who's smoking?

  Cyrus : Ricky.

  Ricky : Well, he's fucking cheating.

  [points at Jacob] 

  Ricky : Take a look at his arms and neck.

  Teacher : Jacob, I'm disappointed, I'm calling your mother. Cyrus, both of you guys can leave my classroom.

  [kicks both Cyrus and Jacob out of the classroom] 

  Ricky : Hey, Cyrus, knock, knock!

  Cyrus : Who's there?

  Ricky : Somebody who just failed grade 10.

  Cyrus : Fuck off, I got work to do!

  Ricky : Good luck finding a job, since you failed Grade 10, fuckin' idiot.

  Teacher : Richard, you're treading on thin ice!

  Ricky : Sorry, Miss Hagen.

• Ricky : You make my words, I'm gonna get my Grade 10, and everyone else can just catch a boat to Fuckoffitty Land.

• Grade 10 Teacher : [catching Ricky trying to smoke a cigarette]  Ricky?

  Ricky : Sorry, I'm addicted.