Three's Company (TV Series)
The Gift (1978)
Joyce DeWitt: Janet Wood
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Quotes
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Jack Tripper : [lame try] Chrissy, You don't wanna open that...
Chrissy Snow : [but she did] Oh...
[admires the mink coat]
Chrissy Snow : Oh, my! Oh..
Janet Wood : Oh, my...
Chrissy Snow : Jack...
Jack Tripper : Oh, my!
Chrissy Snow : Oh, Jack, oh...
[beams]
Chrissy Snow : This is... Oh! This is...
Jack Tripper : [tries to take it back] This is all wrong, let me take it back to the store!
Chrissy Snow : [hangs on to it] No! No, no, no, no! Oh, it is absolutely perfect!
Janet Wood : Perfect? That's more than perfect. That is sensational!
Chrissy Snow : Oh, Janet, when you said Jack would have something up his sleeve, I never dreamed it would be a whole jacket!
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Chrissy Snow : [admonished by Janet] Oh, I know. We gotta help him out.
[puts on the coat]
Chrissy Snow : Where is Jack?
Janet Wood : Oh, he went to school early. He's gonna try and get a loan.
Chrissy Snow : Oh, I can't let him pay Mr. Roper back himself.
Janet Wood : Well, yeah,
[shrugs]
Janet Wood : but what can you do?
Chrissy Snow : Well, there must be some way a girl can make three hundred dollars in a hurry!
Janet Wood : Uh, uh, Chrissy...
Chrissy Snow : Oh, besides *that*!
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Chrissy Snow : But... we don't need the money!
Janet Wood : What?
Chrissy Snow : [takes wad of cash from handbag] I've got it. All of it!
[big smile]
Janet Wood : Chrissy...! How...?
Chrissy Snow : I held a raffle at the office.
Janet Wood : Ooh, that's a great idea.
Chrissy Snow : I know, I know! A guy by the name of Harry Simpson was the winner.
[chuckles]
Chrissy Snow : I think he was a little angry when he found out the prize was my jacket.
[chuckles]
Janet Wood : Oh, why, what did he expect to win?
Chrissy Snow : Me!
[chuckles, aims to go off, gets pulled back]
Chrissy Snow : Well, I guess it was kind of my fault.
Janet Wood : How?
Chrissy Snow : I went selling tickets from office to office, and I told everybody to...
[lifts up her arms, twirls]
Chrissy Snow : take a good look at what they are getting.
[happens to be wearing a figure-hugging turtleneck sweater]
Janet Wood : Naturally...
[nods]
Janet Wood : they thought they were getting...
Chrissy Snow : [nods] Yeah. Oh, only the guys.