Three's Company (TV Series)

Jack in the Flower Shop (1978)

Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow

Quotes 

• Jack Tripper : I wish I had a steady job, then I could come home to massages too.

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, but if we all worked, then we'd have to massage each other.

  Jack Tripper : That has a nice ring to it.

  Janet Wood : Hey, Jack, I just had a thought here. You know, I've been going absolutely nuts down at the flower shop. We're so busy. We could use extra help down there.

  Chrissy Snow : Janet, I've got a better idea. Instead of getting extra help, why don't you hire Jack?

  Janet Wood : Gosh, Chrissy, that's a great idea.

  Chrissy Snow : Well, I come up with them. I'm not dumb, you know.

• [first lines] 

  Chrissy Snow : [back from work]  Hello... Anybody home?

  Jack Tripper : [from kitchen]  In here!

  Chrissy Snow : [enters, sighs wearily]  Boy, I'm beat.

  Jack Tripper : Yeah, you look pretty worn out.

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, that's just great, Jack. I come home after a miserable day at the office and the first thing I hear is I look terrible!

  Jack Tripper : I thought you looked marvelous!

  Chrissy Snow : [whines]  Don't lie to me, Jack, I look terrible! The office was a madhouse and the bus ride home was even worse!

  [has drink] 

  Jack Tripper : What happened to you?

  Chrissy Snow : Well, the bus was packed and I was standing next to this guy who asked me if I wanted to sit down and that started a fight.

  Jack Tripper : Why?

  Chrissy Snow : His wife didn't wanna give up her seat.

  Jack Tripper : Some women are so unreasonable.