Three's Company (TV Series)

Helen's Job (1977)

Joyce DeWitt: Janet Wood

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Quotes 

• Jack Tripper : Look, fellas, what are you trying to do?

  Janet Wood : [scoffs]  We're just trying to help Mrs. Roper extend her horizon.

  Chrissy Snow : [truly puzzled]  I thought we were trying to help her find a job.

  Jack Tripper : Do you girls know anything about marriage?

  Chrissy Snow : Certainly! It's when a boy and a girl fall in love and live happily ever after and everything they do is legal.

  [smiles happily] 

  Jack Tripper : That's a fairy tale. That's for children.

  Chrissy Snow : That's right. They want children, they can have them too.

  [big smile] 

• Helen Roper : Well, Janet, what about a woman's right to be a homemaker if she wants to? Isn't that an equal right too?

  Chrissy Snow : She's got a point there.

  Janet Wood : Whose side are you on?

  Chrissy Snow : [grimaces]  I don't know.