Three's Company (TV Series)

Chrissy's New Boss (1978)

Norman Fell: Stanley Roper

Quotes 

• Chrissy Snow : [re Mr. Roper putting up drape]  How's it coming?

  Stanley Roper : [hurt himself with pin]  Got a band-aid?

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, did you hurt yourself?

  Helen Roper : Yeah, Stanley's been sticking himself with those drapery pins. I guess his eyes are beginning to go too.

  Chrissy Snow : What size of them do you need?

  Stanley Roper : You got one big enough to cover her mouth?

  [laughs at his own little joke, no one else does, and he tries the pin again] 

  Stanley Roper : Ow, ow, ow! That went right through my thumb.

  Chrissy Snow : Lemme look at it. That's funny, you're not bleeding.

  Helen Roper : Well, like everything else about Stanley, it takes a while to get started.