Three's Company (TV Series)
Chrissy's Date (1977)
Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow
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Quotes
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Chrissy Snow : I don't wanna hear your explanation, but it better be good, because I won't believe a word of it!
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Chrissy Snow : Hey, look, Lloyd is gonna be here in five minutes, so we don't want games all over the couch.
[clears away Scrabble board]
Jack Tripper : What's he coming for then?
Chrissy Snow : Dinner.
Jack Tripper : Oh, and then games?
Chrissy Snow : [smiling] Know something? You have a one-track mind.
Jack Tripper : [sits back] I don't care. Just as long as it takes me where I wanna go.
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Jack Tripper : You're taking a big risk, Chrissy. I mean, you've never cooked before.
Chrissy Snow : Well, he's not gonna be looking at the food with me wearing this dress.
[twirls]
Jack Tripper : What's this guy actually like, Chrissy? I mean, where did you meet him?
Chrissy Snow : At the supermarket.
Jack Tripper : Oh, no, he picked you up?
Chrissy Snow : No! You see, I dropped my liver...
Jack Tripper : A handkerchief would have been better.
Chrissy Snow : ...and then he picked it up and he gave it back to me.
Jack Tripper : [sarcastic] Oh, that's class.
Chrissy Snow : And there was this long line at the check-out counter, and he let me get in front of him.
Jack Tripper : So that he could get a better look at your rump roast?
Chrissy Snow : I didn't buy any!
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Lloyd Cross : [much older man appreciating young date over drink of red wine] Lovely. Nice full body. Gorgeous color.
Chrissy Snow : Yeah. Good wine.
Lloyd Cross : That too.
Chrissy Snow : Tell me about yourself.
Lloyd Cross : Why?
Chrissy Snow : Well, I just think that we ought to get to know one another better.
Lloyd Cross : Well, I know an incredibly quick way to do that.
[leans forward eagerly]
Chrissy Snow : Uhm...
[tries to get out of this]
Chrissy Snow : what are your hopes, your ambitions?
Lloyd Cross : Well...
Chrissy Snow : I mean, your other hopes and your other ambitions...
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Lloyd Cross : Time for another drink. You know, Chrissy, I don't think I... I, uh, mentioned it, yeah... I have to go to San Francisco this weekend on a business conference... but my secretary got the flu, see? And, uh, well, I really need somebody there with me to, uh, take notes, and, uh, purely business, of course.
Chrissy Snow : Oh, that's...
Lloyd Cross : Separate rooms, of course.
Chrissy Snow : I'd be frightened to sleep all by myself.
Lloyd Cross : I wouldn't think of-
[realizes:]
Lloyd Cross : I beg your pardon?
Chrissy Snow : Well, couldn't we have rooms next to each other's with a... connecting door?
Lloyd Cross : Well,
[chuckles]
Lloyd Cross : by coincidence, our rooms are...
[chuckles]
Chrissy Snow : Marvelous!
Lloyd Cross : Yeah!
[chuckles]
Lloyd Cross : Well, here's to our wonderful weekend together.
Chrissy Snow : Oh, there's one little thing that might spoil it for us.
Lloyd Cross : What's that, darling?
Chrissy Snow : You're married, darling.
[clinks his glass with hers, smashing it, spilling yet another drink onto him]
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Chrissy Snow : [apologizing for Jack and Janet's behavior to her date] I am sorry!
Lloyd Cross : Well, that's okay. I was hoping to get to bed early anyway.
Jack Tripper : We know!
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Jack Tripper : [as Chrissy returns] You're back early.
Janet Wood : What did Lloyd do when you told him you knew he was married?
Chrissy Snow : He went home to change his pants.
[smiles]
Jack Tripper : [still enjoying his cream cake, nods, smiles] Now that's class.
Chrissy Snow : But first he told me something that I didn't know.
Jack Tripper : What's that?
Chrissy Snow : He's divorced.
[flicks Jack's cream cake up against his nose]
Janet Wood : Divorced?
Chrissy Snow : Yes. For over a year.
Janet Wood : Oh.
[quickly puts down her cream cake]
Jack Tripper : Excuse me while I go change into a clean face.
[goes off]
Janet Wood : Oh, gee, Chrissy, I'm sorry, we didn't know.
Chrissy Snow : Oh, that's all right, as long as everything turned out okay.
Janet Wood : And you don't mind he was married before?
Chrissy Snow : Why not? We've got a second-hand radio,
[with glowing smile:]
Chrissy Snow : but it still makes beautiful music.
Janet Wood : Yeah, but it takes a long time to warm up.
Chrissy Snow : Well, he *doesn't.*
[shakes her head]
Janet Wood : Okay. Good.
Jack Tripper : [returns from bathroom, still toweling face] Chrissy, I'm sorry. I promise I won't knock Lloyd anymore.
Chrissy Snow : Good. Because I'm going away with him for the weekend.
Jack Tripper : [seethes] I'll knock him flat on his face!
Chrissy Snow : [shrugs] It's only for a business conference!
Jack Tripper : You believe that?
Chrissy Snow : Yes, he needs a secretary...
Jack Tripper : I need a breath of fresh air!
[walks out]
Janet Wood : Look, Chrissy, you know that I don't like to interfere...
Chrissy Snow : Yeah, *don't*!
Janet Wood : Okay.
[nervous chuckle]
Janet Wood : But... you are too trusting, you know? I mean, what is all this business nonsense he's giving you? You can't believe that!
Chrissy Snow : [insists] It is going to be nothing but work. Besides, even if it isn't, it's my affair. I, I mean, I don't mean "affair," I mean it is my problem. Uh, I don't mean "problem" either, it's just... I mean... Ah!
[storms off]
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[last lines]
Chrissy Snow : [unpacking in a huff, tossing clothes towards Janet] Lloyd Cross! That's it! I have learned my lesson! I am *through* with men!
Janet Wood : Oh, come on, Chrissy! You mean to tell me that if Robert Redford came to the door right now, you would send him away?
Chrissy Snow : I would.
Janet Wood : *What?*
Chrissy Snow : Well, I'd have to fix my hair and makeup first,
[smiles]
Chrissy Snow : and then I'd let him in.
Janet Wood : I'm so glad things are getting back to normal around here.
Jack Tripper : [appears ftom bathroom, brushing teeth] I just thought of something. You are very lucky.
Chrissy Snow : Lucky?
Jack Tripper : Yeah. If you'd have married that guy, you'd have to go through your whole life as Chrissy Cross. You see, the...
[slips and falls backwards into bathroom, the girls just walk away]