Three's Company (TV Series)
Chrissy and the Guru (1978)
Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow
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Quotes
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Janet Wood : What's the matter?
Chrissy Snow : Why?
Janet Wood : Oh! You look so depressed.
Chrissy Snow : I am.
Jack Tripper : Well, hey, I know how to cheer you up. Chrissy, there was this monkey, you see...
Chrissy Snow : Jack, I don't wanna be cheered up. That will only depress me.
Jack Tripper : Oh.
[gives confused frown at Janet]
Janet Wood : [leans over table towards her friend] Chrissy, Chrissy, this isn't like you... Being depressed.
Chrissy Snow : That's what's depressing me!
Janet Wood : Oh.
Chrissy Snow : Don't you understand? You both have good moods, bad moods, inbetween moods like normal people. I have to go through life all the time always being happy, always being cheerful, always being...
Jack Tripper : Hold it, hold it! You're unhappy right now!
Chrissy Snow : That doesn't count.
Jack Tripper : Why?
Chrissy Snow : Being unhappy because you're not unhappy is just as bad as being happy!
Jack Tripper : Oh!
[exasperated, plops his forehead down onto the table]
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Jack Tripper : Did that Indian giver really take his money back?
Chrissy Snow : Jack, that's uncalled for. What a *terrible* way to talk about Rama Mageesh.
Jack Tripper : I just wanna find out...
Chrissy Snow : You should never joke about things you don't understand tlll you understand them, and even then you shouldn't joke about them because *you don't understand.* Understand?
[out the room]
Janet Wood : [to Jack] Nice going.
Jack Tripper : What did I do?
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Chrissy Snow : Boy, you guys are dumb. That fake was coming on to me!
Janet Wood : You knew that?
Chrissy Snow : Janet, that wasn't his knees he was praying on!