Three's Company (TV Series)

An Anniversary Surprise (1979)

Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow

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Quotes 

• Janet Wood : Chrissy, your father's a minister. What does he say to couples who are in trouble?

  Chrissy : He tells them to keep the baby.

• Jack Tripper : Mr. Roper, you didn't tell me there was another woman!

  Stanley Roper : This isn't a woman, this is Mrs. Dawson!

  Chrissy : Oh! She's married!

  Janet Wood : Chrissy, I wonder if her husband knows!

  Chrissy : Of course he knows, he must have been at the wedding!

• Janet Wood : An anniversary is a very special event, you know.

  Chrissy : It can't be *that* special. They have one every year.

  [snorts with laughter] 

• Chrissy : Well, Mrs. Roper, see, the world is made up of two kinds of people, twos and ones. Sometimes two ones become a two, and other times one of the ones of the two gets tired of being a two and wants to become a one again, not that the other one of the two isn't a nice one, it's just that two ones can't be a two without the one. See?