That '70s Show (TV Series)

Hyde's Father (2000)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• Laurie Forman : [about Hyde eating at the Formans' house]  Daddy works really hard and nothing here is cheap.

  Eric Forman : Except you.

  Laurie Forman : Believe me, I'm not cheap.

  Eric Forman : [with a straight face]  Fine. Free. Whatever.

• [Donna and Eric are making out on his bed, she sees something underneath the bed] 

  Donna Pinciotti : You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed?

  Eric Forman : What? No! No, not a stack.

  [Donna picks up about 15 magazines] 

  Eric Forman : I mean, what is a "stack"?