Laurie Forman: [about Hyde eating at the Formans house] Daddy works really hard and nothing here is cheap.
Eric Forman: Except you.
Laurie Forman: Believe me, I'm not cheap.
Eric Forman: [with a straight face] Fine. Free. Whatever.
[Donna and Eric are making out on his bed, she sees something underneath the bed]
Donna Pinciotti: You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed?
Eric Forman: What? No! No, not a stack.
[Donna picks up about 15 magazines]
Eric Forman: I mean, what is a "stack"?
Bud: You know, Steven, I've really improved since I stopped drinking. I got a new job, and even a new apartment. I even got a color TV.
Steven Hyde: Color TV. Wow. I remember when I was a kid, I didn't even have a father.
[walks out of the room]