That '70s Show (TV Series)

A Legal Matter (2004)

Wilmer Valderrama: Fez

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Quotes 

• Red Forman : What was President Dwight D. Eisenhower's greatest achievement?

  Fez : He led the Allies to victory in World War II and sent those jack-booted Nazi bastards home to cry in their sauerkraut.

  Red Forman : I didn't understand a word you said. But I heard "Nazi bastards", and that's good enough for me.

• Fez : This could be my last day in the country. We should make love.

  Donna Pinciotti : What?

  Fez : Don't worry, it will be over before you know it.