Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)
Mournin' Mess (1991)
Steven Weber: Dale Sweeney
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Quotes
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Dale Sweeney : I need an assignment, Tillman.
Elaine : You must be joking. I'm gonna have to hire somebody to come in and clean up the mess you made just walking in here.
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Dale Sweeney : You sure you don't want a bite?
[offers his burger to Jess]
Jess : I don't eat meat.
Dale Sweeney : Oh god, you're not one of those, are you?
Jess : Not exactly...
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Dale Sweeney : Oh God, Climsky?
Climsky : Don't mind me, Sweeney. I just stopped in for a scoop. I'm not really hungry. I'll just pick.
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Dale Sweeney : Jess, Jess!
Jess : I know... I said I don't eat meat. I lied.
Dale Sweeney : Help me, help me!
Jess : If you don't mind, I think I'll just help myself. Mmm. I knew you were good enough to eat!
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Dale Sweeney : Well, look, y'know, I'm only doin' my job.
Jess : You don't want to see me do mine!
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Copard : Good evening, Mr. Sweeney. Nice of you to drop by for dinner.
Dale Sweeney : Who the hell are you people?
Copard : Well, that depends. 'Til recently we were known as the infamous homeless killer. But now you may refer to us as the Grateful Homeless Outcasts and Unwanted Layaway Society.
Dale Sweeney : Ghouls?
Copard : It's been so long since we've had fresh meat...
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Robert : I need you to write an article.
Dale Sweeney : What about?
Robert : I ain't no killer! The only thing I am is hard up.
Dale Sweeney : If you're not the killer, then who is?
Robert : Ah, if I told you what's goin' on you'd think I had a kink in my slinky. Tomorrow they're having their first planting at the Grateful Homeless cemetery.
Dale Sweeney : Cemetery?
Robert : Go there. Hang out 'til sunset. You'll see... do it and I'll spill the rest like a fuckin' floodgate. I'll even throw in a few names!
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Dale Sweeney : Wait a minute, wait a minute, why me?
Robert : 'Cos you look hungrier than I do.