Supertrain (TV Series)

The Queen and the Improbable Knight (1979)

Paul Sand: Barney Sweet

Quotes 

• Ali : [Barney and Ali have bumped into each other. He is unaware she is trying to shake off two pursuers]  Oh, I'm really glad you've decided to come back.

  Barney Sweet : Oh yeah?

  Ali : Yeah.

  Barney Sweet : You remember me, huh?

  Ali : Oh sure, ten second ago, you were standing there, and I was standing there and you undressed me with your eyes. Completely naked only down to my ankles.

  Barney Sweet : No, come on, I didn't. I couldn't.

  Ali : You did. You did! I know that you did it.

  [giggles] 

• Barney : Wouldn't you know, I'm outta cigarettes. Heh, I'm out of cigarettes, because I don't smoke. Who am I trying to kid?

• George Boone : Look man, I'm sorry, sir, but I never remember faces. Never. Now luggage, luggage is a different thing. Valices, suitcases, bags, those are goods I deal in. I can tell you every kind of luggage that's ever been made. From corinthian leather to Hong Kong cardboard.

  Barney : Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. The next time I lose a piece of luggage I'll call you, alright?

• Barney : [using dictating machine]  Come on, Barney, let's write, alright? I don't feel like writing. Well, then dictate. Dictating is writing.

  [turns machine off] 

  Barney : I don't like you, machine, you know, you're no fun at all. And besides, you're a, eh, a terrible conversationalist.