The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Poor Little Rich Girl (2005)

Cole Sprouse: Cody Martin

Quotes 

• London : [tries to open fridge]  Your fridge is broken.

  Cody Martin : Other side.

  London : [opens fridge]  Fixed it.

  Cody Martin : I'm confused. I thought you hated cheese.

  Zack Martin : Yeah, but you love cheese.

  Cody Martin : Oh.

  London : Oh, they're already in little slices. Cooking is easy.

  Cody Martin : So if I'm Zack and I don't eat cheese, does that mean you're the one that likes ham?

  Zack Martin : No, we both like ham.

  Cody Martin : Then who likes liverwurst?

  Zack Martin : No one.

  Cody Martin : Then why do they make it?

• London : Your grilled cheeses are ready.

  Cody Martin : Next time you might want to put it on bread...and take off the plastic.

• Cody Martin : Let's start off with something simpler... cereal.

  London : Ok. I can handle that. Wait, what goes first the milk or the cereal?

  Zack Martin : Doesn't matter as long as you remember the bowl.

• Carey Martin : Whatever's in this envelope

  [to Cody] 

  Carey Martin : you're still Cody and

  [to Zack] 

  Carey Martin : you're still Zack.

  [Esteban walks by and hears this] 

  Esteban : Will I still be Esteban?

  Carey Martin : Yes.

  Esteban : Aw too bad, then I must go get a ton of luggage in room 1217.

  [he leaves] 

  Carey Martin : Before we do...

  Zack Martin : Oh no, she's gonna talk.

  Carey Martin : this is important. Even if you're you and you're you, I'll still love you if he's you and you're him.

  Cody Martin : I couldn't follow that and I'm the smart one.

  Carey Martin : Ok, swirly heels, swirly heels.

  [to Cody] 

  Carey Martin : You're definitely Cody and

  [to Zack] 

  Carey Martin : you're definately Zack.

  Zack Martin : Alright! Now I can go back to chilling and getting by in school.

  [sees his mom's face] 

  Zack Martin : I mean doing my best.

  Carey Martin : It's so nice to have my boys back.

• [repeated line] 

  Zack Martin , London , Maddie , Cody Martin , Carey , Mr. Moseby : WHAT!

• Zack Martin : London, you might want to take a look at the front page!

  London Tipton : Not now. London's reading about London.

  Cody Martin : And you might want this back.

  [hands her the five dollar bill she gave him] 

  London Tipton : Why?

  [Muriel takes the newspaper from her and shows her the front page] 

  Muriel : 'Cause you're broke!

  [London shrieks]