Style & Substance (TV Series)

I Went to a Garden Party (1998)

Joseph Maher: Mr. John

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Quotes 

• [Trudy encourages Terry to write a letter of complaint] 

  Terry : They just made a mistake. I mean, how would I feel if every time I made a mistake someone wrote a letter?

  Mr. John : Well, one can only imagine the strain on the world's paper supply.

• Mr. John : Terry's out of the office but he wanted me to give you a message, he said it was very important.

  Chelsea Stevens : What is it?

  Mr. John : Unfortunately, that's all the information he gave me.

• [Terry bites into a metal wing-nut in his candy bar] 

  Trudy Weissman : This is your lucky day because now you get to write a letter of complaint to the candy company.

  Mr. John : Trudy's right. I once found a dead beetle in a bottle of champagne. I wrote the company a letter of complaint and imagine my delight when they sent me three cases of bubbly!

  Trudy Weissman : You see?

  Mr. John : Of course, I couldn't open a single bottle without retching uncontrollably.