Stark Raving Mad (TV Series)
The Hypnotist (2000)
Heather Dubrow: Maddie
Quotes
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Maddie : I'm screwed. This guy invited me to a dinner party.
Henry McNeeley : What's the problem?
Maddie : Lobster tail.
Henry McNeeley : He has a lobster tail?
Maddie : Yes, Henry, he has a lobster tail. He has to buy special pants.
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Maddie : He's all excited cuz it's one of those deals where they send live lobsters from Maine by overnight mail.
Henry McNeeley : Oooh, there's a horrible day. Not only do you get dropped into a pot of boiling water, but you have to go to the airport.
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Ian Stark : I had a little problem for a while so I went to a hypnotist.
Maddie : Did it help?
Ian Stark : Oh, it worked so well, I became completely and utterly fascinated with hypnosis. I studied it, I read everything I could find, I bought tapes, took seminars, practiced on my friends, you name it.
Henry McNeeley : What was your little problem?
Ian Stark : Obsessive-compulsive disorder.
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Maddie : Ian's gonna hypnotize me.
Jake Donovan : Yeah, to do what? Quit smoking? Lose weight? Stop sleeping with losers?
Maddie : I don't smoke, I'm not fat and I don't... Can you help me with that too?
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Maddie : Wait a minute, I saw the movie.
Henry McNeeley : What happened?
Maddie : I don't know, I got bored halfway through and walked into the other theater. All I remember is Claire Danes falls in love and then Harrison Ford says, "Get off my plane!"