Star Trek (TV Series)

Shore Leave (1966)

DeForest Kelley: Dr. McCoy

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• Captain James T. Kirk : You follow the rabbit. I'll backtrack the girl. I'll meet you around the other side of the hill.

  Dr. McCoy : Good. I got a personal grudge against that rabbit, Jim.

• Tonia Barrows : [about to change clothes in the bushes]  Don't peek.

  Dr. McCoy : My dear girl, I am a doctor. When I peek, it's in the line of duty.

• Dr. McCoy : [communicating up to the ship]  Captain, are you beaming down?

  Captain James T. Kirk : I hadn't planned to, Bones. Why?

  Dr. McCoy : Well, either our scouting probes and detectors are malfunctioning, and all us scouts careless and beauty-intoxicated, or I must report myself unfit for duty.

  Captain James T. Kirk : Explain.

  Dr. McCoy : On this supposedly uninhabited planet I just saw a large rabbit pull a gold watch from his vest and claim that he was late.

  Captain James T. Kirk : That's pretty good, Bones. All right, I got one for you: The rabbit was followed by a little blonde girl, right?

  Dr. McCoy : As a matter of fact, yes, and they disappeared through a hole in a hedge.

  Captain James T. Kirk : All right, Doctor, I'll take your report under consideration.

• Dr. McCoy : Oh, them, well... I, uh... I was thinking about a little cabaret I know on Rigel II, and, uh... there were these two girls in the chorus line. And, well, here they are! Well, after all, I am on shore leave.

  Tonia Barrows : And so am I.

  Dr. McCoy : Oh, yes, so you are.

• Dr. McCoy : You've got your problems, I've got mine. But he's got ours, plus his, plus 430 other people.