Quotes
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Gavin P. Miller : I'm freaking out! Turns out this woman I've been seeing is not exactly who she said she was.
Harold : Huh huh, I've, I've been there. It's quite awkward. The key is to check for an Adam's apple.
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[first lines]
Harold : Morning, Kat.
Katrina : Morning, Harold. I'll get your coffee in a minute; I'm a little swamped back here.
Harold : No thank you, no coffee for me. Never again; I'm going cold turkey.
Katrina : Since when?
Harold : Since I read a new study on the ill effects of caffeine. It's a powerful and dangerous drug you're peddling.
Katrina : Relax, it's just coffee.
Harold : I can relax; I'm not a coffee drinker. Anxiety and sleeplessness are two side effects. Also decreased sperm mobility. That's right, you're up all night, and your boys can't dance.
[a waiting customer leaves the line]
Katrina : Harold, that's not true
Harold : It's *fact*! And sterility isn't the worst of it. Coffee can cause respiratory problems, heart disease. You might as well be pouring a hot cup of cigarettes.
[more customers leave]
Katrina : Would you stop!
Harold : That's what you'll be saying to the pain as your calcium-starved bones snap like pretzels.
Katrina : [to the last customer] Here you go.
[he declines the coffee and leaves]
Katrina : Well, wait, there's a...
[Harold takes the coffee]
Katrina : Harold!
Harold : I love coffee and I *hate* lines.