St. Elsewhere (TV Series)

The Naked and the Dead (1985)

Mark Harmon: Dr. Robert Caldwell

Quotes 

• Dr. Victor Ehrlich : We've been searching high and low for you.

  Dr. Robert Caldwell : Ehrlich, you are a dead man. I want my scrubs, now!

  Nurse Lucy Papandrao : [Lucy hands Caldwell his scrubs]  Oh, you know you don't look half bad without your clothes on. Oh, but I'd wax my back if I were you.

  Dr. Victor Ehrlich : [as Caldwell is putting part of his scrubs on]  Your fly boy's got some bleeding at the surgical site, nothing serious, but, I didn't want to damage the graft by applying pressure.

  Nurse Lucy Papandrao : Aren't you gonna ask him?

  Dr. Victor Ehrlich : [as Caldwell runs to his patient and Ehrlich chases him]  Huh? Oh yeah. Lucy and I figured out about the rubber bands, but what are you gonna do with the bowling ball, huh?