MI-5 (TV Series)

Who Guards the Guards? (2004)

Hugh Simon: Malcolm Wynn-Jones

Quotes 

• Ruth Evershed : Go on then, Malcolm. Try your joke out. See if that brings us any luck.

  Malcolm Wynn-Jones : Okay, right, um. Man walks into a doctor's surgery. Doctor, doctor, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bum! Doctor says, how's that? Bloke says, don't you start.

  Ruth Evershed : [laughing]  In some ways, Malcolm, I don't think I'm the best person for you on this.

  Malcolm Wynn-Jones : Right, there's a good one about two ants and an elephant.