Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Robert Redford, Mr. Garrison, Film Festival Attendee #2, Film Festival Attendee #4, Film Actress #1, Tom the News Reporter, Film Festival Attendee #6, Mr. Hankey, Film Festival Host, Film Festival Attendee #7, Film Festival Attendee #9, Film Festival Attendee #11, Film Festival Attendee #13, Film Festival Attendee #15, Film Festival Attendee #16, Fred Savage, Mr. Hankey, the Talking Chimp, Film Festival Attendee #17, Singer, Waste Disposal Man, Second Gay Cowboy, Film Festival Attendee #19

Chef : Try my newest concoction, I Just Went and Fudged Your Mama.

Cartman : Boy, he sure ran that into the ground.
Mr. Twig : As you may or may not know, the first annual South Park Film Festival begins today.

Kyle Broflovski : They're going to show that stupid ass Godzilla movie, are they?

Mr. Garrison : No Kyle, these are independent films.

Stan : What, like Independence Day? That movie sucked ass too.

Cartman : No dude, independent films are those black and white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Cartman : I've learned something too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Cartman : Screw you guys, I'm going home.

[everyone realizes there isn't enough room to move]

Stan : Well?

Cartman : I'm gonna, just give me a minute.
Cartman : [referring to the Mr. Hankey motion picture] Who the hell cast Tom Hanks in this? Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nutsack!

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