South Park (TV Series)

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls (1998)

Isaac Hayes: Chef

Quotes 

• Chef : [singing]  Say everybody have you seen my balls/They're big and salty and brown./If you ever need a quick pick-me-up./Just put my balls in your mouth./Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls - Stick 'em in your mouth/Put 'em in your mouth and you suck 'em and you suck 'em.

• Chef : Try my newest concoction, I Just Went and Fudged Your Mama.

  Cartman : Boy, he sure ran that into the ground.

• Chef : Wife got you down? Boss makin' you angry? Kids yellin' at you? Well, fudge 'em.

• Kyle Broflovski : Chef, does poo go to heaven?

  Chef : Well, I kinda hope not.