The Sopranos (TV Series)

Funhouse (2000)

Lorraine Bracco: Dr. Jennifer Melfi

Quotes 

• Tony Soprano : My mother, my fuckin God damn idiot of a mother, you'd think she was never married to Johnny Soprano

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Is there something else bothering you Anthony?

  Tony Soprano : [referring to his mother]  That's not enough? Fuckin demented old bat

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You're so angry with your mother and the airline tickets and I'm not saying it's not serious but a year ago your mother colluded to have you killed yet you never say anything about that even when I try to illicit. If she tried to have you killed a year ago, believe me in your childhood, she's inflicted serious psychic injuries that are still there

  Tony Soprano : [Jokingly, sobbingly, puts his shoes on her coffee table]  poor me

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : And your father: the gangster, tough guy but did he ever protect you kids from this borderline mother? What the hell was going on there?

  Tony Soprano : What is this? "Little snacks for thought" for me to take home?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I haven't pushed you enough to confront these things, somewhere along the line I became frightened of you

  Tony Soprano : Frightened?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Maybe I should've seen that clearer in the beginning

  Tony Soprano : [Eventually sings]  maybe baby, "I'll have you..."

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Rage Anthony is a big loud flaming self distraction fraction from feelings that are even more frightening

  Tony Soprano : What feelings might those be?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Sadness, you go off on a racist rant about Indian food, your demented old bat of a mother. What else has happened?

  Tony Soprano : Nothing

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : After two years treating you I've learned things and I pick up sorrow coming from you

  Tony Soprano : [Intentionally changing the topic]  I had a dream I fucked your brains out, right on that desk, you loved it

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Well, you threw that me like a rock. Sadness Anthony stay with that. Your mother tried to kill you and you gave her airline tickets

  Tony Soprano : Fuck you

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Now you're really in trouble,

  Tony Soprano : [Before getting up to leave]  I'm going to beat this shit, you kidding me? And with that