Soap (TV Series)

Episode #4.11 (1981)

Jesse Welles: Gwen

Quotes 

• [the doctor has come with Danny's test results] 

  Dr. Saxon : The bullets passed through both kidneys.

  Mary : Oh, my God!

  Dr. Saxon : We can't save either one. Now, we'll put him on a life-support machine for now, but...

  Mary : He needs another kidney. Is that what you're trying to say?

  Gwen : Mine. Take mine. Take both of mine, I don't need 'em! He already has my heart, my soul; he can have my kidneys, my lungs, whatever you need, just take it!

  Burt : Doc, I've got great kidneys. I want Danny to have my kidney.

  Dr. Saxon : Burt, it can't be just anyone's kidney.

  Burt : It's not just *anyone's* kidney, it *my* kidney. And it's a great kidney, I take good care of it.

  Chuck : I'd give him a kidney, but I've only got one.

  Bob : [drunkenly]  OK, all right. I'll give him the kidney.

  Burt : Bob, will you please? You can't give anyone an organ. What are you talking about?

  Chuck : Especially a kidney.

  Bob : I know... All right, I admit it! I'm an alcoholic!