Soap (TV Series)
Episode #3.20 (1980)
Ted Wass: Danny Dallas
Quotes
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[Burt has just received the election recount results]
Burt : Prentiss got caught stuffing the ballot boxes, so I won, I am the sheriff.
[everyone congratulates Burt]
Danny : How 'bout that? Sheriff. And I get to be deputy, right Burt? Me, deputy, me. Please?
Bob : I'm gonna be the deputy.
Danny : You are not.
Bob : Am too.
[Danny and Bob argue before Mary breaks it up]
Mary : Burt, what's the matter?
Burt : Well, it's Prentiss, he won't give up the office. Yeah, he's holed up in the armory with enough weapons to quality as a third world nation. He says he will not be taken alive and my first assignment is to take him.
Danny : Let's go get him.
Burt : Danny, this Prentiss, he won gold medals for marksmanship and he is now in a fortified stone building.
Bob : On second thought, I don't want to be deputy.