Soap (TV Series)

Episode #1.22 (1978)

Richard Mulligan: Burt Campbell

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• Harold Bronfman : Scared?

  Burt Campbell : [startled]  What?

  Harold Bronfman : You're scared stiff.

  Burt Campbell : Hey, hey, I'm not scared stiff. What have I got to be scared stiff of?

  Harold Bronfman : Well, you got a guy talkin' to ya that changes hats every ten seconds. You got a lady over there who thinks NBC is trying to kill her by shooting death rays into her, so we can't watch Johnny Carson. Got a guy over there thinks he's the Incredible Hulk's cousin... by marriage.

  Burt Campbell : Okay, okay, so I'm a little scared.

  Harold Bronfman : You'd be crazy if you weren't.