Smallville (TV Series)

Lexmas (2005)

Tom Welling: Clark Kent

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• [after Clarks catches Santa who stumbles and falls off the roof] 

  Drunk Santa : Ho, ho, holy cow!

  Clark Kent : Merry Christmas.

• Little Girl : You're not Santa.

  Clark Kent : Yes, I am. I'm the new and improved model.

• Clark Kent : Chloe, this isn't Toys for Tots, this is Toys R' Us. How many are there?

  Chloe Sullivan : A couple of thousand, give or take. Now, I MapQuested these addresses and the sooner you can get started, the better.

  [she puts a Santa cap on Clark] 

  Chloe Sullivan : Here comes Santa Claus!

• Clark Kent : Okay, so what's the problem?

  Chloe Sullivan : Well, the presents need to delivered tonight and the teamsters are on strike on Christmas Eve.

  Clark Kent : So, instead of calling FedEx, you called me?

• Clark Kent : Listen I don't want to be nosy but, I was just wondering, Santa, what are you doing up here? I mean, why are you going to jump?

  Drunk Santa : [takes a drink from his bottle]  Give me one good reason why I shouldn't. You can't can yah? Got a good look at the world lately? It's all, take, take, take, bitch, bitch, bitch, what happened to Christmas? Peace on Earth? Good will to men? I'll tell you something: The Spirit of Christmas is dead. And it's gonna take a lot more than Santa Claus to revive it.

• Lex Luthor : You know, my life hasn't turned out all the way I planned. And yet, I've never been happier.

  Clark Kent : Lex, you have a wonderful life, and every reason to be happy. You have a beautiful wife, great son, a baby on the way.

  Lex Luthor : Something I still can't quite believe. Me and Lana. Now, how the hell did that happen?

  Clark Kent : Well... You became the kind of man she could love.

  Lex Luthor : You mean the kind of man you've always been?

  Clark Kent : And, Lex, you offered something I didn't.

  Lex Luthor : What held you back, Clark? I mean, I know you love her. Loved her.

  Clark Kent : I don't know. I guess I just wasn't ready, Lex. Maybe I never will be. But I am glad that you and Lana ended up together, and we've been able to... remain such good friends.

  Lex Luthor : Thank you.