Six Feet Under (TV Series)

The New Person (2001)

John Billingsley: Boring Man

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• Boring Man : So I say to this guy, I can't do anything unless you give me an order number. And I don't appreciate your taking that tone of voice with me. He says he doesn't have an order number and I say, well, you should always write down the order number. Then he gets all pissy. Says he wants to speak to the person he order the Astoria floor lamp from. And I say, well, do you remember his or her

  [chuckles] 

  Boring Man : right, y'know... name? And he says, of course not and I say, then I'm, I can't help ya

  [chuckles] 

  Boring Man : . The he tells me this isn't the first he had a problem ordering from us. Last Christmas he bought a cd holder and it arrived all broken. When we told him, send it back, he couldn't because he'd thrown away the box it came in

  [chuckles] 

  Boring Man : . So I say, uh, I say boo hoo mister, ain't you got it bad? And he says I want to talk to your supervisor and I say, well, of course you can talk to him, but unfortunately, his hours are only 8:30...