The Simpsons (TV Series)
Weekend at Burnsie's (2002)
Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Otto, Kent Brockman, Bill Clinton
Quotes
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Dr. Hibbert : You can't let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs.
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Otto Mann : [both stoned; watching "The Three Stooges"] Hey, "Shemp" spelled backwards is "Hemp"!
[laughs]
Homer Simpson : And Otto spelled backwards is "Otto"!
[laughs]
Otto Mann : Now I'm scared.
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Otto : They call 'em "fingers," but I never see 'em fing. Oh wait, there they go.
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Mr. Burns : Smithers, you could learn a thing or two from this braying moron.
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Mr. Burns : Smithers, you could learn a thing or two from this braying moron.
[to Homer]
Mr. Burns : Young man, I'm making you my executive vice president.
Waylon Smithers : Uh, sir, I believe that position was informally promised to me.
Mr. Burns : Oh, Smithers. I would have said anything to get your stem cells.