The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson (1997)

Joe Mantegna: Fat Tony

Quotes 

• Fat Tony : You have twenty-four hours to get us our money. And just to show you that we are serious: you have *twelve* hours.

• Fat Tony : Sorry we're late. Can we have the money now?

  Marge Simpson : The answer is no.

  Fat Tony : I'm afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. "Where is the money?" "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on.

  [moving forward menacingly] 

  Fat Tony : So please, the money.

  Homer Simpson : You heard her. She said no.

  Fat Tony : Legs, Louie, advance on them.

• Marge Simpson : Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?

  Principal Skinner : [speaking in a stilted, monotone voice]  Yes, I am sure.

  [pays Marge, revealing a bandage on his hand] 

  Principal Skinner : Sure as sure can be.

  Marge Simpson : Oh my God, what happened to your fingers?

  Fat Tony : [mumbling from behind the door]  Boating accident.

  Principal Skinner : I believe it was a 'boaking' accident.

  [a laser sight is pointed at his head, followed by the sound of a hammer cocking into place] 

  Principal Skinner : I have to go now.

• Fat Tony : Greetings, Homer.

  Homer Simpson : Hey, Fat Tony. You still with the Mafia?

  Fat Tony : Uh, yes, I am. Thank you for asking. Now, Homer, as you no doubt recall, you were done a favor by our, uh, how shall I say, Mafia crime syndicate.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, yeah.

  Fat Tony : Now the time has come for you to do us a favor.

  Homer Simpson : You mean the Mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony...

  [turning his back] 

  Homer Simpson : I will say good day to you, sir.

  Fat Tony : [ashamed]  Okay, I will go.

  [going outside] 

  Fat Tony : Hey, wait a minute.

• Homer Simpson : [in church]  You're my last hope. I've never reached out to you before, but my wife is in her hour of need. Your help could make all the difference in the world.

  Fat Tony : Okay.

  Louie : See, boss? I told you that ad in the church bulletin would pay off.

• Marge Simpson : Who are you?

  Fat Tony : We are your business partners, and as such, we are entitled to a percentage of your profits. Something in the area of 100%.

  Marge Simpson : What are you talking about?

  Fat Tony : We suggest you have a conversation with your husband.

• Edna Krabappel : Well, well, if it isn't Marge Simpson and her gangland cronies.

  Maude Flanders : Your goon squad certainly gave you the edge in the mobile snack business. But I'm afraid we've outdone you once again. Hiroshi, Yukio.

  [unveiling a group of Japanese men] 

  Maude Flanders : Perhaps you've heard of the Yakuza, the Poison Fists of the Pacific Rim? The Japanese mafia.

  Agnes Skinner : They'll kill you five times before you hit the ground!

  Fat Tony : [the two groups begin fighting]  Take that. Take this.

  [getting hit in the face with a nunchuck] 

  Fat Tony : Come here, you little squirt.

  Marge Simpson : Ooh, Homie, maybe we should go inside.

  Homer Simpson : But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet.

  [indicating a short Japanese man in a white suit] 

  Homer Simpson : Look at him. He's gonna do something and you know it's gonna be good.

  [as Marge takes him back inside, the man kiais loudly, a blow landing is heard, followed by a body thudding to the ground] 

  Homer Simpson : [disappointed]  Aw...