The Simpsons (TV Series)

Old Money (1991)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson

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Quotes 

• Grampa : I have an announcement to make. I've decided to give Bea's money away. There are people who really need it. I'm gonna let them come to me and plead their case and then I'll decide who needs it most.

  Lisa : Grampa, that's the noblest thought that's ever been expressed at this table.

  Bart Simpson : Give it to us, Grampa.

  Homer Simpson : Bart! Forgive him, Dad. He's just a stupid little kid who says the first thing that pops into his head, but, you know, there's wisdom in his innocence.

  Grampa : You don't want it.

  Homer Simpson : Yes, I do.

  Grampa : Too bad, you ain't getting' it!

• Grampa : I miss Bea.

  [Bea's ghost appears next to him] 

  Beatrice Simmons : I miss you, too.

  [Grampa screams] 

  Beatrice Simmons : Oh, Abraham, calm down, I'm not here to scare you. They've got me haunting a family in Texas.

  Grampa : Well, I'm glad you're keeping busy.

• Bart Simpson : I think Grampa smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.

  Lisa : No, I think he smells more like a photo lab.

  Homer Simpson : Stop it, you two! Grampa smells like a normal old man, which is more like a hallway in a hospital.

• [at an amusement park, Grandpa is visited by the ghost of his girlfriend] 

  Grampa : Hey, Bea, I've got to ask you: what was death like?

  [the roller coaster reaches the top] 

  Beatrice Simmons : Not as scary as this!

• Grampa : Son you saved me from losing all my money for the first time in my life I'm glad I had children.