After receiving a considerable donation of money, the people of Springfield decide what to spend it on. Enter Lyle Langley, a jocular salesman who gets Springfield hooked on a monorail system. After the monorail is up and running, and with Homer as the conductor, it's time for the maiden voyage. Little do the people know they have just boarded a one-way train to Hell. Written by
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George Takei was originally considered for the guest part instead of Nimoy, but when he was asked, he turned it down, saying he took monorails very seriously and didn't want to make fun of them. See more
Folks, this is your captain speaking. Our nonstop flight to Tahiti will be making a brief layover in North Haverbrook.
[sitting in first class, sipping a martini
North Haverbrook... where have I heard that name before?
Oh, no... OH, NO!
North Haverbrook Man
[as the plane lands
There he is! Seat 3-F!
[as soon as the plane touches down, a lynch mob rushes on board
The Riddle Song
Performed by Dan Castellaneta See more