After receiving a considerable donation of money, the people of Springfield decide what to spend it on. Enter Lyle Langley, a jocular salesman who gets Springfield hooked on a monorail system. After the monorail is up and running, and with Homer as the conductor, it's time for the maiden voyage. Little do the people know they have just boarded a one-way train to Hell. Written by
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George Takei was originally considered for the guest part instead of Nimoy, but when he was asked, he turned it down, saying he took monorails very seriously and didn't want to make fun of them. See more
And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr. Leonard Nimoy.
[referring to the monorail
I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five.
And let me say, "May the Force be with you."
Do you even know who I am?
I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?
The Monorail Song
Written by Jeff Martin
, Al Jean
, Mike Reiss
, George Meyer
(as John Vitti), John Swartzwelder
, Conan O'Brien
and Frank Mula
Performed by Phil Hartman
and Cast See more