After receiving a considerable donation of money, the people of Springfield decide what to spend it on. Enter Lyle Langley, a jocular salesman who gets Springfield hooked on a monorail system. After the monorail is up and running, and with Homer as the conductor, it's time for the maiden voyage. Little do the people know they have just boarded a one-way train to Hell. Written by
Did You Know?
Homer's line, "I call the big one Bitey," is creator 'Matt Groening''s favorite line of the fourth season. See more
Marge, I wanna be a monorail conductor.
It's my lifelong dream!
Your lifelong dream was to run out onto the field during a baseball game, and you did it last year, remember?
[Points to a framed newspaper reading "IDIOT RUINS GAME - Springfield forfeits pennant"
The Riddle Song
Performed by Dan Castellaneta See more